TrollHack's Hack-o-rama

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Happy Fookin' New Year, you mutts!

Having declined a lot of unwelcome invitations to stupid fookin' parties, I'm taking this time to wish all of you mutts a happy fookin' new year... It's hot as hell in this trailer (must be the swamp humidity) and I'm having more fun than any of you... who cares if you're at a party, I'm not there! So how much fun can it actually be?

Besides, none of you have my combined experience at fun parties (much of the training I received while in "The Agency"), and are probably just having inneffectual "circle jerks" to bad music.

Anyway... I need another Brandy and I'll be all right... ahhh yes, much better.