TrollHack's Hack-o-rama

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Happy Fookin' New Year, you mutts!

Having declined a lot of unwelcome invitations to stupid fookin' parties, I'm taking this time to wish all of you mutts a happy fookin' new year... It's hot as hell in this trailer (must be the swamp humidity) and I'm having more fun than any of you... who cares if you're at a party, I'm not there! So how much fun can it actually be?

Besides, none of you have my combined experience at fun parties (much of the training I received while in "The Agency"), and are probably just having inneffectual "circle jerks" to bad music.

Anyway... I need another Brandy and I'll be all right... ahhh yes, much better.


  • At January 1, 2005 at 2:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Speakin' of hot! I tell you, when I'm out on surveillance, there's nothing that keeps me cooler than the Coolomundo portable vehicle cooler. This baby will cool down a large sized van down to a brisk 50 degrees! You'll need your leather jacket it's so cold!

    Plus it only uses 1 amp of 12 volt battery power per day!

    Check it out, you won't regret it!


    Happy new year and enjoy the sweet, sweet coolness of the Coolomundo!

    Robert Dullaway
    Dullaway Investigations

  • At January 1, 2005 at 2:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think you should be careful before using the Coolomundo in a vehicle if you plan to have any small pets inside at the same time... at least that's the advice I got from a real veterinarian at Prepaid Beagle.

    If you're going to have small pets (and not just Beagle's anymore!) you really ought to check out Prepaid Beagle. They have experts on hand to help you whether you're suddenly surprised with a lengthy beagle battle, or just general beagle advice.

    It's better to pay a little now to ensure that all your beagle problems are taken care of than to pay a lot later when those inevitable beagle situations pop up.

    Nicki Sweetnow
    Sweetnow & Associates
    Get Prepaid Beagle at a discount!: www.prepaidbeagle/redirect?affiliateid=10516925

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